dont give canadians money
U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing
ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.
is canada even real
the whole country is a fucking theme park
They don’t smell like maple leafs they smell like shit and working as a cashier they’re 1,000,000 times worse because of they’re folded they don’t go in the till properly and they stick together like shit and you end up giving someone $891502028 instead of $20
imagine if tumblr showed how many hours you spent on this website
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
(Source: hahamyurlsucks, via unicornsandnarwhales)
after you sleep with someone who matters sleeping alone sucks so much
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
[sleeps for 70 years to avoid adulthood and become captain america]
this planet sucks nothing works. the Volcanoes dont work like 1/10 of them work. the ocean is poorly lit. the dryers in public washrooms dont do shit. im sick of this place